While I appreciate how you have a way of making me eat my words when I say "I have managed to avoid getting sick while everyone else around me is suffering!", I do not appreciate how you do so just before I get a break from school so that I can't even enjoy it.
And while I'm thankful that you aren't that bad and I'm mostly functional three days after you decided to come visit me, I question why you had to come visit me in the first place. I take my vitamins! I eat healthy... ish. I wash my hands on a regular basis
Blah. Whatever. I'm just going to go back to bed and try to sleep you away.